"On top of everything else this is a bureaucratic nightmare."
Office Stress Survivor Mugs
Start their day with a dose of humor—our office stress survivor mugs combine wit and charm to bring a smile to any busy workspace, making stressful mornings a little brighter.
"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."
"So what kind of mood is he in?"
"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."
"Worst case of month-end burnout I ever saw."
"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."
'Do you remember when our time away from the office was our time...'
"I'm feeling completely wiped out."
Working hours.
'Sorry, suffering from burnout return in a week.'
Fight or Flight
Some days at work can be more challenging than others.
'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'
'Wake me up when he doesn't use a buzzword.'
"I feel your pain."
Your Work/Life Balance Is Off. Shall I Auto-Correct?
"Don't worry about missing the meeting, Henshaw. We assigned all the actions to you."
The number one injury in today's workplace: severe bends caused by repeated exposure to deep-dive presentations.
'Who wants to work late again, raise your hands.'
"Well, all the symptoms of just another typical case of burnout, I'm afraid."
'Your main goal in this job is getting out alive.'
'I want to empower you to fulfill your potential! If you can work 16 hours today, then your 20-hours shift tomorrow should really elevate your self-esteem'!
"I'm too busy to be stressed."
A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'
'I'm glad you're able to be with us more, but I'd appreciate it if you'd say you're 'spending time' with us, not 'doing time' with us.'
Danger Slow Sand.
Stresses Can Have a Motivating Effect...If They Don't Kill You!
"Just heading out for a good cry, care to join me?"
"Since you somehow managed to get past my moat, I'll give you a few minutes."
"We should have taken the cubicles."
"You're doing great, only thirty-one more years to go."
"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."
"Wow - you say you're a workaholic, but your office says it's time for your vacation!"
"Look Billington, if you can't take the strain, tell me, ok?"
"When you've been here as long as I have, you'll start to burn out"
Office Stress Survivor Mugs Collection
Office Stress Survivor Pillows
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Office Stress Survivor Prints
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