Office Pecking Order Observer Mugs

"That arrow always goes to the bottom when I walk by."

"This position has become very important to the company."

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"Serendipity is not a strategy."

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"That one shows our office cliques."

Terry had a computer bug.

'Chicken Farms - Pecking Order'

'I'm looking for an assistant who knows my job, can do my job, but has no interest in having my job.'

'I miss telling people they can't have a day off to be with their sick children!'

"Goodbye, Cruikshank. We leave you to contemplate the wisdom of messing with big dog!"

'You may feel lost and insignificant at first working for us.'

"When everyone's an 800 pound gorilla, nobody's an 800 pound gorilla.".

"What we need in this organisation is more personal contact."

You're right, boss, there may be too much idle chit-chat, but let me talk it over with my friends.

'How dare they make these kind of suggestions?!'

'See Dick sleep on job. See Dick get fired.'

'My salary increase got a few oo-hs.. but no ah-hs..'

"I've put every one of those vital master copies through here, and it took ages. Where do the copies come out?"

'I suppose it was a blessing. Toward the end he was finding it very difficult to remain competitive.'

"Remember that requirement that you work without supervision? Forget it."

'... Further to our telephone conversation of the 3rd, my fax of the 11th, my letters of the 16th, 23rd and 28th, my emails of....'

'...need to design something to bridge the generation gap.'

You are here.

London merchant telling a young employee that if he does not change his behaviour his career will go badly and he may end up becoming mayor

Their bubble-boss seemed completely unaware of the toxic work environment.

'Put simply, we need our website to tell consumers all about our company without really telling them anything about our company,'

How many workers does it take to put up a Christmas decoration?

Charles P. Muckenspucker - Mission Creep.

In case of panic, push button.

Jenkins! Why is it everything in this office is voice-activated except you?