Office Party Skeptic Mugs

Start the office party skeptic’s day with a mug that speaks their mind. Our witty mugs blend humor and practicality, making mornings a bit brighter and laughs a little louder.

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"These office parties are overrated. The stupid comments, idle chit chat, dumb looks...just like any old work day."

"These office parties are overrated. The stupid comments, idle chit chat, dumb looks...just like any old work day." mockup

"These office parties are overrated. The stupid comments, idle chit chat, dumb looks...just like any old work day."

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"So what kind of mood is he in?"

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"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department." mockup

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

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'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!' mockup

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

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"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"

"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?" mockup

"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"

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"This position has become very important to the company."

"This position has become very important to the company." mockup

"This position has become very important to the company."

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"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!"

"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!" mockup

"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!"

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Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree. mockup

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

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"Well, ordinary men have colleagues. Successful men have victims."

"Well, ordinary men have colleagues. Successful men have victims." mockup

"Well, ordinary men have colleagues. Successful men have victims."

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Project Length As Measured In Dog Years mockup

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

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"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach." mockup

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

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"I was just going to say, 'Well, I don't make the rules.' But, of course, I do make the rules."

"I was just going to say, 'Well, I don't make the rules.' But, of course, I do make the rules." mockup

"I was just going to say, 'Well, I don't make the rules.' But, of course, I do make the rules."

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'That's our mission statement.'

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"I don't want a G.O.A.T, I want a S.C.A.P.E.G.O.A.T."

"I don't want a G.O.A.T, I want a S.C.A.P.E.G.O.A.T." mockup

"I don't want a G.O.A.T, I want a S.C.A.P.E.G.O.A.T."

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"So we are agreed then, most of the targets we've set staff are completely unreasonable and we should just scrap them."

"So we are agreed then, most of the targets we've set staff are completely unreasonable and we should just scrap them." mockup

"So we are agreed then, most of the targets we've set staff are completely unreasonable and we should just scrap them."

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'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.' mockup

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

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"I'm expert at sniffing out blame." mockup

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

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'Yes, I know there's a deadline on this project.'

'Yes, I know there's a deadline on this project.' mockup

'Yes, I know there's a deadline on this project.'

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"'Quid pro quo' is a no-no, Bradbury. Around here we say 'reciprocal altruism'."

"'Quid pro quo' is a no-no, Bradbury. Around here we say 'reciprocal altruism'." mockup

"'Quid pro quo' is a no-no, Bradbury. Around here we say 'reciprocal altruism'."

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Businessman on stilts: 'I had to step over a lot of people to get where I am today.'

Businessman on stilts: 'I had to step over a lot of people to get where I am today.' mockup

Businessman on stilts: 'I had to step over a lot of people to get where I am today.'

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'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!' mockup

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

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'The lads at the office still talk about the day you told the boss what to do with his job...'

'The lads at the office still talk about the day you told the boss what to do with his job...' mockup

'The lads at the office still talk about the day you told the boss what to do with his job...'

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"Shall we start with an icebreaker?" mockup

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

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'Don't think of it as being a yes man, think of it as being an employed man.'

'Don't think of it as being a yes man, think of it as being an employed man.' mockup

'Don't think of it as being a yes man, think of it as being an employed man.'

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21st century water cooler conversations.

21st century water cooler conversations. mockup

21st century water cooler conversations.

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"I spent all day learning productivity hacks"

"I spent all day learning productivity hacks" mockup

"I spent all day learning productivity hacks"

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"I believe we've found the weakest link."

"I believe we've found the weakest link." mockup

"I believe we've found the weakest link."

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'No, your guess isn't as good as mine.' mockup

'No, your guess isn't as good as mine.'

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"I don't care if you are the Immediate Gratification Generation. Get out of my chair and back to the mailroom."

"I don't care if you are the Immediate Gratification Generation. Get out of my chair and back to the mailroom." mockup

"I don't care if you are the Immediate Gratification Generation. Get out of my chair and back to the mailroom."

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"Don't forget to leave me a wakeup call so I can get the worm!"

"Don't forget to leave me a wakeup call so I can get the worm!" mockup

"Don't forget to leave me a wakeup call so I can get the worm!"

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"The meeting will come to order." mockup

"The meeting will come to order."

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'I like the way you handle responsibility, McWit, so I'm going to blame some stuff on you.'

'I like the way you handle responsibility, McWit, so I'm going to blame some stuff on you.' mockup

'I like the way you handle responsibility, McWit, so I'm going to blame some stuff on you.'

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Office Party Skeptic Mugs Collection

Office Party Skeptic Pillows

Check out our funny pillows that bring comfort and humor to your workspace or home, ideal for the office party skeptic with a great sense of humor.

Office Party Skeptic Prints

Browse our witty prints that add personality to your office or home, celebrating the skeptical spirit with humor and style.

Office Party Skeptic T-Shirts

Explore our collection of humorous t-shirts designed for the skeptical office attendee. A fun way to express your personality at work or at the next office party.