Office Over Vacation Pillows

I'd rather be at the office.

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

In many ways this is the perfect job! Out. Out.

"To make this interview more entertaining I would like you to take a breath of helium before answering the questions."

Lumbar support animal

"He's on screen saver. Just tap him."

'We're going to need to find a scapegoat.'

Presentation: Thinking each other are idiots.

"Well, all the symptoms of just another typical case of burnout, I'm afraid."

'How did the 'I want you all to take a pay cut or leave' strategy go down?'

'I can't give you a raise, a promotion or a bigger office, but I AM going to allow you to have a personality.'

The vice-president in charge of sincerity

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

"What's the problem? We told you when you started you'd have to make some sacrifices."

'Would you all please congatulate...'

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

'Yes, we do have an incentive scheme.We call it 'continued employment'.'

'I recognize the face ... I just can't pin down the name.'

'I didn't come in to hear that I'm burning the candle at both ends. I came for more wax.'

Stop saying 'You're the boss' I KNOW I'm the boss!

''A desk job.' That's what they called it at the interview.' 'Same here.' 'SHH!'

Smoking Area. Oh, I don't smoke. I'm just addicted to ten-minute breaks.

'Tell your boss we represent an independent watchdog committee.'

InIn by-products.

'It's not fair. Women doing the same job I'm doing in this office are being paid more than I am!'

If you really need permanent staff for IMMEDIATE cover then we could pull out all the stops and get someone by next October.

"He treated associates like he treated his plants."

Man on beach blowing up an inflatable office.

'I said I wanted to address the manager shortage -- not a short manager!'

"Any further comments? Alright then, we're adjourned."

"While you were out, Mr. Sundberg, the little hand went from the one to the three."