Office Olympics Organizer Mugs

'Miss Jones, exactly what modifications have we done to the secretarial pool?'

"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."

Face painting.

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

Check your universal remote control at the door.

Buisnessman Of The Hour - I'd like to introduce our guest but he is 45 minutes late

Face painting by numbers.

"Fine - you don't want to run in the corporate 5K - I get it. What about the corporate cage fighting team?"

Deskboxes: 'LATE' and 'NEVER'.

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

Sloth 10K.

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

To determine which department would be awarded the Billings contract, employees agreed to play a best-of-five dodgeball tournament.

"Tia Carmen, if you had a bucket list, what would you put in it?"

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

Who are the most important people at the World Cup?

"I just figured she was holding all my calls. Turns out she's been running the company."

Extra Long-jump

Please Do Not Throw Cups of Beer At The Players... It's A Waste of Beer.'

"Don Wood? I don't know any Don Wood!"

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

"Look! It's the Montgomerys from the breast-cancer walk."

'What's the chance of getting a latte around here?'

"Afterward, there will be a short Q. and A. that will be just long enough for one person to take up too much of it."

"I seem to have forgotten what I was going to say...please...hold the applause!"

"I'm feeling a lot of love in the room - with the exception of that guy over there."

Title page from 'The Scouring of the White Horse'.

"Excuse me, sorry, is anyone using this chair?"

Giant screen displays conference delegates and not the speaker.

Prize vegetables with rude names.

"Get me someone in Apologies, someone in Walkbacks, and send up the whole Scapegoating team."

Online Sales Company. I'm excited about the company Olympics. I hear supervisors will be in the decathlon because they're used to multitasking. The people making express deliveries will be in the sprints. Of course the people who package orders will be boxing. What about tennis? Those are the folks who handle returns.

"Yup, marathon meetings all day."

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