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Big Office: Sat Nav Hire

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

Lemonade Inc.

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Company sales forecast mirrors the weather

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

The new contract didn't leave him much room to maneuver his hoverdesk.

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

'Need I remind you who's boss here?'

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

Busy office.

Senior Partner works at a desk, sign on wall behind her says 'Ms. Davis senior partner - formerly: 'Hey You'.

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

"You say you’re currently holding down 3 jobs...very impressive."

Lost around a military base.

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

(No caption. Signs on file cabinets drawers read, "Files Saved to Hard Drive," "Files Saved to Disk," "Files Saved to Traveldrive," "Trash.")

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

Man on beach blowing up an inflatable office.

401K

Recalculating!

"I told you, if you're looking for a road map for your life, that's all you're gonna get."

"Hoora! I made it through another day!"

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"

Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.

You are here.

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.