Office Nappers Mugs

Dreaming of Dollars.

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

Well, I see Wilcox is finally using his head...as a paperweight!

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work, I overslept.'

"When I said, 'I want you to sleep on it'. I menat when you go home tonight."

Man and Machine snoozing

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

'What do you say, Lola - let's take a break.'

'I admit I was asleep, sir, but I was dreaming that I was working!'

Are you nodding yes, or nodding off?

'As usual, I'm right on time. My internal alarm clock always wakes me just as theses meetings are over.'

"Sometimes, when business is brisk, I have to settle for no nap at all."

Worm Bed

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here.

'Looks like we missed the chairman's powerpoint presentation, then...'

"We're going to try something new next Monday. It's called 'Bring Your Brain to Work Day.'"

No, Smith, that's NOT why they're called 'Spreadsheets'.

"Maureen, A pillow."

'Wake up, Jim. It's time for your break.'

Tomorrow's another day, he thought, unless I get lucky and sleep right through it.

"Thanks for coming in on the weekend....although let's admit it, you took a nap at your desk that happened to last all night..."

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The Collective Unconscious

'Insomnia, eh? -- Drink a glass of warm milk and watch some C-Span.'

'When someone asks where you work, what do you tell them?'

Bored Meeting

"I will assume she would second the motion to adjourn."

"Some people say I'm a dreamer. Some say I fall asleep at my desk."

'He stated jogging to work.'

"You snored through the whole motivational seminar."

'I thought you wanted to stop early today Ron!'

"Is this a creative nap or a nap nap?"

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