Desk Nappers Mugs

"Thanks for coming in on the weekend....although let's admit it, you took a nap at your desk that happened to last all night..."

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

Well, I see Wilcox is finally using his head...as a paperweight!

"When I said, 'I want you to sleep on it'. I menat when you go home tonight."

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work, I overslept.'

Man and Machine snoozing

'What do you say, Lola - let's take a break.'

'I admit I was asleep, sir, but I was dreaming that I was working!'

'As usual, I'm right on time. My internal alarm clock always wakes me just as theses meetings are over.'

Are you nodding yes, or nodding off?

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

"Sometimes, when business is brisk, I have to settle for no nap at all."

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

"Professor Van Winkle, the university has instituted Reevaluation of Tenure, time to wake up."

Natural Cycles in the Office Environment

"We're going to try something new next Monday. It's called 'Bring Your Brain to Work Day.'"

No, Smith, that's NOT why they're called 'Spreadsheets'.

'Wake up, Jim. It's time for your break.'

"Maureen, A pillow."

Tomorrow's another day, he thought, unless I get lucky and sleep right through it.

The Collective Unconscious

'When someone asks where you work, what do you tell them?'

'He stated jogging to work.'

"Some people say I'm a dreamer. Some say I fall asleep at my desk."

"You snored through the whole motivational seminar."

'I thought you wanted to stop early today Ron!'

"Is this a creative nap or a nap nap?"

Napquest

COVID-19: Portrait In Courage

'Sleeping at my desk? Uh, no, I was just buffering.'

Man lies sleeping and dribbling. Son says: 'My Dad likes to live every day as if it's his last.'

'Ferguson hasn't done much, but he's highly employable because he didn't leave a paper trail.'