Office Move Mugs

"it appears I'm being relocated"

'We're fully prepared for any relocation plans.'

'Are you two friends?' - 'No, we just hate the same people.'

"...And that's when we transitioned to a paperless workplace."

Paperless Office

Filling Cabinet - "Why are all the letters different?"

'Good news...We're moving you to a bigger desk!'

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

'The only problem downtown offices have using solar power is finding a long enough extension cord.'

"The more coffee I drink, the more these motivational posters make sense."

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'

"After a long day or remote work, it feels great to change into something less comfortable."

"And best of all, it comes fully loaded!"

'Well, nobody can say you haven't grown in office.'

Between Offices

Of course I always start off by wooing a prospective candidate with talk of stimulating work,great colleagues and a reasonable work life balance...but the winning argument is always when I promise them enough money to choke a rhino.

"I'm not sheltering at home, I'm an artist in residence!"

Jeff realised it was probably time to discontinue his subscription to 'Office Plant of the Month'.

'It's hard to believe this is just an atrium.'

While You Were Out: We Moved!

Offices moved to 23rd floor - taking the company to new heights - the management.

"Cubicle 311 is our 'cultural oasis'."

'It may not be our usual business lunch, but it will sure impress the hell out of the budget committee.'

"Hi Sean, welcome to my open space. Take a stand and let's talk."

The Move.

"The water does taste a little funny. Maybe they added analgesics, to ease the pain of restructuring."

'You shouldn't have.'

Homepage, sweet homepage.

"I've got an office and I've got a window, but I wouldn't say I've got a window office."

Modular Offices

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

'I'm just here on a lay-over.'

STRIP Hambone: Expensive repair job

"I'm afraid you neglected to submit the proper development permit application."

'Well, why didn't you say you wanted the office to be functional?'