Moving To A New Office Mugs

"Looks like they're going to move me."

'The builder is behind schedule but my lease was up at my previous location.'

"I'll confess, the first time I realized they didn't have any panes it gave me quite a turn!"

'It's amazing how big your office feels when you go paperless.'

Nesting Chairs

Office full of computers and wires.

Jeff realised it was probably time to discontinue his subscription to 'Office Plant of the Month'.

'It's hard to believe this is just an atrium.'

The message that status symbols were so last year was getting through...

Delivery of office equipment.

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

"We're a very small international conglomerate."

'The only problem downtown offices have using solar power is finding a long enough extension cord.'

"After a long day or remote work, it feels great to change into something less comfortable."

"And best of all, it comes fully loaded!"

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'

"The more coffee I drink, the more these motivational posters make sense."

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

'Well, nobody can say you haven't grown in office.'

Between Offices

'It's settled then. Your people will meet with my people if they ever get me any people.'

"I'm not sheltering at home, I'm an artist in residence!"

While You Were Out: We Moved!

Offices moved to 23rd floor - taking the company to new heights - the management.

Man and woman buying furniture.

'It may not be our usual business lunch, but it will sure impress the hell out of the budget committee.'

"Hi Sean, welcome to my open space. Take a stand and let's talk."

"Cubicle 311 is our 'cultural oasis'."

The Move.

"The water does taste a little funny. Maybe they added analgesics, to ease the pain of restructuring."

'You shouldn't have.'

"It's been unanimously decided that we don't like this table. Could you show us another model?"

Homepage, sweet homepage.