Office Loner Pillows

'Next time you feel like keeping in touch, keep in touch with somebody else.'

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

"The camera is mounted on your desk for a reason. There's been some paperclips missing, and we think you're the culprit."

'We're looking for people who like to take work home.'

People who work-from-home, annual get together.

The Workaholics Building

'This has been a test. Had this been an actual corporate takeover...'

"Miss Antonacci, please have a regular coffee and a cheese Danish remanded to my chambers."

'Maybe we should talk to him more, Malcolm.'

I'd rather be at the office.

"This isn't working out, Henry...I'm a social butterfly and you're just an annoying little moth!"

"My one regret is that I didn't spend more quality time with my office."

A minotaur in a cubicle labyrinth

"The boss complimented Bob today... but now he's afraid if he talks to him again he'll say something stupid and ruin it!"

Plumbing Company Executive

You are here.

"I tend to get more done when I leave self-loathing off the to-do list."

"For Pete's sake, Morton, you don't leave on your fly fishing trip for another week!"

'Will you be dining alone tonight, Sir?'

Lady with an inflatable dinner date.

Great Moments In Law: 'C. Wright Giddings successfully introduces the 'office-temp-who-made-the-coffee-way-too-strong' defense.'

Quiet night? Liven up that game of solitaire with a Mexican wave.

"The GOOD news is that your promotion puts you in charge of the team, the BAD news is you ARE the team."

PC spits mud out

"Have you been here long?"

'After considering the pros and cons of commuting, I've decided the only sane thing to do is live in my office.'

'... and with the advent of Email, fax machines, cellphones and Blackberry's, more and more executives are working from home.'

'Just because I'm eating alone doesn't mean you should suggest the 'loser' special. But I'll take it.'

Meet the publisher's entire marketing dept. 2-4pm

Get home. No one there. Oh, the joy of the house to myself!

At lunchtime he carried on extensive fax conversations with himself.

Computer celebrates the end of the working day.

Man with the same birth date as Mick Jagger

"I'm being kept separate from the general inmate population."