Office Life Navigators Prints

'If you want to learn more about our retirement plan, pick up some brochures at your local Social Security office.'

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

Company sales forecast mirrors the weather

'Need I remind you who's boss here?'

The new contract didn't leave him much room to maneuver his hoverdesk.

"You say you’re currently holding down 3 jobs...very impressive."

Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.

You are here.

'I wouldn't worry about the retirement plan. You'd have to be out of your mind to work here that long.'

"He can give you five minutes if you can find him."

"Now that you mention it, I have to admit, the daily grind IS starting to get to me!"

'I know...he must have taken a big shortcut on his career path.'

Baby At The Entrance Of The Maze Of Life

'You are here.'

"If you want my opinion you're damned if you do and damned if you don't."

'The salary isn't much, but the expense account to entertain the boss, ohh-la-la!'

"Let's split up the jobs for taking care of the baby. I'll take care of what goes in to him. . . you take care of what goes out!"

'Thanks for not asking for a rise.'

'I shouldn't have yelled at you yesterday so on my behalf I would like you to apologise to yourself.'

Out Box

"I'm sorry, Ms. Farkas can't see you right now. Can you come back when you're more important?"

'You're overqualified... so you'll have to act stupid.!

Working from Home with Kids

'He is expecting you about your raise request. He will see you in a few minutes...'

The Finding Yourself Hour.

Bureaucratic castle

'Got to give it to him - He knows how to leave gracefully.'

'They were two payroll cowboys riding together.'

'There's a Mr. Tilbin here to see you, Sir. Shall I tell him you're on the phone, in a meeting or out of the office?'

'No Jennifer! I never head of mad broccoli disease.'

Man at huge desk with a map entitled, 'Map of the Desk'.

"It's time to break up the company!!"

"My only regret in life is that I never had a brainchild."

Proverbs for Real Life. When one door closes it's probably locked and your key is on the other side.

"I'll see you Monday Frank."