Office Life Navigator Prints

'You are here.'

Damned if you do Damned if you don't

"My only regret in life is that I never had a brainchild."

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

In case of a fire, break glass.

'No one takes me seriously because I'm a small business man.'

"If you want my opinion you're damned if you do and damned if you don't."

"You know, Pritikin, there's a fine line between a bemused smile and a superior smirk."

'This list of 800 help hot-line numbers is our complete health plan.'

'Has Hodson left us?'

'I shouldn't have yelled at you yesterday so on my behalf I would like you to apologise to yourself.'

"He, uh, uh - he just stepped out. Message?"

"I'll see you Monday Frank."

Company sales forecast mirrors the weather

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

'Need I remind you who's boss here?'

The new contract didn't leave him much room to maneuver his hoverdesk.

"It says here that if you read stuff on an electronic device you can miss the big picture."

Better times ahead.

"You say you’re currently holding down 3 jobs...very impressive."

You are here.

'I wouldn't worry about the retirement plan. You'd have to be out of your mind to work here that long.'

"He can give you five minutes if you can find him."

'I know...he must have taken a big shortcut on his career path.'

'None of the other things had instructions.'

"Now that you mention it, I have to admit, the daily grind IS starting to get to me!"

Midlife: You Are Here.

Baby At The Entrance Of The Maze Of Life

Wiseguys/Smartasses/Eggheads/Smarty Pants

Doubt or Certainy

'The salary isn't much, but the expense account to entertain the boss, ohh-la-la!'

"Mom, Suzy keeps coming closer than 6 feet to me."

"I think he's outgrown the baby gate."

Out Box

"Everything started when I became a stay-at-home-mom of three little monsters."