Office Irony Fan Prints

Boss not listening, "I hear what your saying."

When I started working here, there were only three people in this office.

"I consider myself a responsible worker."

'I hope you're not threatened by powerful women, because you're fired.'

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

"I don't like getting bogged down in details. I'm more of a big-picture guy."

'OK, team, let's review: when the arrow goes down, it means...?

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

Can do...No can do

"I can motivate everyone except myself."

He was destined for greatness. Whatever that meant.

Organization is not rocket science!

The Rubber Ball Company

'Negotiations have reached an impasse, legal recommends we resort to violence.'

"Does anyone here have a clue what it is we used to get?"

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

'The boss said I never made any profits and I never found customers worth mentioning and that's why he promoted me to the company's chief bad example!'

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

A secretary at a desk with a nameplate the says Dot Com.

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

Woman holds report: 'This has so many different fonts in it, I thougt it was a ransom note.'

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

'My team likes to see me spring into action.'

"Simplified application form? . . . This IS the simplified application form!"

"Good news. It's a small pig."

Water company bonus.

Quality Control

BEWARE OF THE DOG!; 'So much for management's pledge to bargain in good faith.'

'By the time I climbed up to this job, I was too tired to do it.'

'Don't laugh Ms. Newborn, but I want you to proof this for 'accuracy'.'

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

The little engine that could delegate.