Office Irony Fan Mugs

Boss not listening, "I hear what your saying."

When I started working here, there were only three people in this office.

"I consider myself a responsible worker."

'I hope you're not threatened by powerful women, because you're fired.'

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

"I don't like getting bogged down in details. I'm more of a big-picture guy."

'OK, team, let's review: when the arrow goes down, it means...?

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

Can do...No can do

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

"I can motivate everyone except myself."

He was destined for greatness. Whatever that meant.

The Rubber Ball Company

Organization is not rocket science!

'Negotiations have reached an impasse, legal recommends we resort to violence.'

"Does anyone here have a clue what it is we used to get?"

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

'The boss said I never made any profits and I never found customers worth mentioning and that's why he promoted me to the company's chief bad example!'

A secretary at a desk with a nameplate the says Dot Com.

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

Woman holds report: 'This has so many different fonts in it, I thougt it was a ransom note.'

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

Water company bonus.

'My team likes to see me spring into action.'

"Simplified application form? . . . This IS the simplified application form!"

"Good news. It's a small pig."

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

Quality Control

BEWARE OF THE DOG!; 'So much for management's pledge to bargain in good faith.'

'By the time I climbed up to this job, I was too tired to do it.'

'Don't laugh Ms. Newborn, but I want you to proof this for 'accuracy'.'

"But if you were a real boy you wouldn't be allowed to work such long hours."

"I've divided my workday into nine manageable segment that are each followed by a brief period of pessimism and regret."