Office Humor Fanatics Mugs

"Some people at work think you're a little to aggressive and intimidating."

"That had to be the worst job performance review I've ever had."

"Boss, a copyright lawyer would like to talk to you..."

'I hope you're not threatened by powerful women, because you're fired.'

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"We need to make some cuts. We'll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency."

"I was just going to say, 'Well, I don't make the rules.' But, of course, I do make the rules."

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

"I'd say we were pretty much on target."

"I don't like getting bogged down in details. I'm more of a big-picture guy."

'OK, team, let's review: when the arrow goes down, it means...?

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

"I spent all day learning productivity hacks"

'I hate leaving work when I feel I could have delegated more.'

"I don't care if you are the Immediate Gratification Generation. Get out of my chair and back to the mailroom."

"Don't forget to leave me a wakeup call so I can get the worm!"

Can do...No can do

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

"I can motivate everyone except myself."

He was destined for greatness. Whatever that meant.

"And where have you previously moused?"

'What's wrong now?'

'I'm promoting you to project coordinator because you seem to have an overall view of things.'

The Rubber Ball Company

'Does your mother know you keep a messy office?'

Gay Times...

Organization is not rocket science!

"The article you sent me on how technology causes stress crashed my computer."

"And you can rest assured that your problem is being ignored at the very highest levels."

'I have much less stress since I replaced my in box with a paper shredder.'

'Negotiations have reached an impasse, legal recommends we resort to violence.'