Office Greenery Liberator Gifts

Jim dreamt of a world where, one day, all office plants would be released back into the wild...

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

The original paperless office

Man suffering from rope burn due to climbing the corporate ladder

"I’ve seen better metaphors in my litter box."

"It's amazing to think he started out in the lobby."

"It's a 24/7 work culture out there!"

"They pay well but they expect a lot from you."

'In the corporate world, I'm a survivor.'

'He's having so much fun doing his job that I'm going to have to start charging him an admission.'

'I've fired the entire company except you, Jerkins. You'll have more work without pay, but you do have job security.'

'I don't think we can justify employing a gardener.'

"So I can eat better here at work."

"I've called the meeting to discuss the problem of stress int he workplace."

'If you know what's good for you Allan, you'll let me pass.'

'This should soothe any hurt feelings.'

'They aren't shy about cutting you out of the decision making process.'

"It's a dog-eat-dog economy. And I'm the Doberman."

The rat race

"Strategic plan B: We chop down all the office plants and grow vegetables."

'It's probably not a good sign to be listed in the organization chart underneath the office plants.'

'How are you getting on with the strategy for growth ?'

'Huggins, our goal is to go green, so we're replacing you with this plant.'

Pecking order spats take their toll.

"It appears that Jim is organizing his desk again."

'Of course, now that we have turf, we'll need someone to protect it.'

'Now what's all this about a money making scheme?'

"You're ruthless in your ambition, Henderson- I admire that."

'Yes, this is the most direct offsetting of carbon emissions I've seen.'

It was supposed to be a friendly takeover?

'Great talk, J.T. You certaimly filled them with the fighting spirit!'

"So I can eat better here at work."

Topiary: helping nature look her best

"It's J.B.'s new junior executive promotion policy. . . whoever survives gets the promotion!"

"Ladies and gentlemen, start your engines."