Office Gossip Spreader Pillows

"Is it my imagination, or does our use of correction fluid increase as people's teeth get whiter?"

21st century water cooler conversations.

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

'I heard the Board was talking about kicking you, but I don't know if it's upstairs or out.'

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

The most fabulous Gran in the world.

If you're happy and you know it...

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

"Did you hear that that bastard McMinney has buggered of to work for Bank of America!"

'No. . . I'll never spend £400 on a haircut. . .'

Guess which "squeaky wheel" got another raise.

'John, I have to get going. Here's my views on politics, sports, and automobiles in case some of the boys come in later.'

Cake

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

'I'm a fat cat in a dog-eat-dog world.'

"You would be perfect if you weren't you!"

The 24-Hour Celebrities Doing Something Stupid Channel.

"So, Tom from accounting—you remember Tom, right? Anyway, Tom yells 'TMI, Gail!' Can you believe he said that?" "Textbook Tom."

Life, love and a lot of bananas.

"The water does taste a little funny. Maybe they added analgesics, to ease the pain of restructuring."

'Vanity, thy name is Maple.'

While you were out... the whole office talked about you.

'Our new simplified energy bills just have a few options starting with 'Grossly inflated' and progressing to the premium 'Bloodsucker' package. . .'

“Rumor has it, it’s happy hour.”

"Nope! He'd never set eyes on a water cooler in all his years in the office!"

"It was the unsubstantiated rumours that attracted me to you in the first place."

My husband doesn´t understand you.

"Remember that lovely couple of scarlet macaws we met in Puerto Jiménez? They split up!"

'Botox...'

Weditorials

"I don'y know who did her, but when she laughs the wrinkles go in very weird directions."

'Social media makes things so much easier to be a gossip."

'I wish there was some way we could reduce emissions here.'