Office Go-getter T-Shirts

"I like your attitude, Harris."

'Wow! I never thought it would actually WORK!'

A very young man being hired as a groom.

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

"I'm telling you, she's the best in her field."

I need to set upmy own company.

'I'm interested in your job opening, so I'll have my agent give you a ring!'

'I became successful when my dreams changed from the Cary Grants of the world to federal grants.'

The Corporate Rat.

"That's Arnie, our resident meeting moth. He doesn't have an office... Just flits all day from one meeting to another. And be careful: he's got a thing for wool!"

The Thinker and the Doer.

"I hope it indicates a quick promotion."

Business-Class.

When you're wearing your big girl pants...You Can Take On The World!

Businessman with two boxes: 'Nothing Ventured' and 'Nothing Gained'.

'There's no justice. By the time I got the upper hand, I had arthritis in it.'

Targets

Natural Cycles in the Office Environment

'I want to discuss my salary!'

Sandra can you step in here a minute and lie on the floor? And bring a ramp.

'You've got plenty of time for a little prayer before you get to him.'

'You are lucky, I've already refused to see five salesmen this morning.'

'I figured I'd better skip the ceremony and get a place in line.'

"No... He's not Superman! The S stands for supersalesman."

GET SET---GO!

'I started a whole new business, Mom! Kids are paying me to complete their college applications.'

'You need to take one capsule a day as supplement. .. After you reach a certain income level, your body stops producing this stuff.'

"Waking at 2 A.M. is how I stay one step ahead of all the people who wake at 5 A.M."

"Take your ideas and run with them...farther!"

GM Foods - Bananas singing, "Oh yes we are all bananas......"

"This could be the year someone finally goes up there."

"Your biological clock is ticking, Edwards - you haven't come up with anything in four years."

"I don't have time for sharing and caring when I'm moving and shaking."

Going the wrong way on the road to riches and easy street

Now is the time