Grant Go-getter T-Shirts

"It's a one year timer. It gives an added sense of urgency to my research grant."

'I became successful when my dreams changed from the Cary Grants of the world to federal grants.'

'Wow! I never thought it would actually WORK!'

Procrastinator Foumdation: 'We're putting off the decision to fund you for at least another month...'

"I'm telling you, she's the best in her field."

I need to set upmy own company.

'I'm interested in your job opening, so I'll have my agent give you a ring!'

The Thinker and the Doer.

When you're wearing your big girl pants...You Can Take On The World!

Businessman with two boxes: 'Nothing Ventured' and 'Nothing Gained'.

'There's no justice. By the time I got the upper hand, I had arthritis in it.'

'I want to discuss my salary!'

"I like your attitude, Harris."

'You've got plenty of time for a little prayer before you get to him.'

Dummy. Now we have to apply for another grant.

"Our funding runs out in a month. Will everyone please think a little faster?"

'You are lucky, I've already refused to see five salesmen this morning.'

'I figured I'd better skip the ceremony and get a place in line.'

"No... He's not Superman! The S stands for supersalesman."

"Boy, that's that last time I ask my Dad for help on my homework!"

'You need to take one capsule a day as supplement. .. After you reach a certain income level, your body stops producing this stuff.'

GET SET---GO!

"Waking at 2 A.M. is how I stay one step ahead of all the people who wake at 5 A.M."

'I started a whole new business, Mom! Kids are paying me to complete their college applications.'

"Take your ideas and run with them...farther!"

"I don't have time for sharing and caring when I'm moving and shaking."

Ulysses S Grant as William Tell, Defiant against the Greely-Gratz Brown Presidential Bid

'This is goodbye, Goopta -- I've decided to make a career move to the Scientologists.'

'Oh. Our research grant has finally come through.'

"This could be the year someone finally goes up there."

Going the wrong way on the road to riches and easy street

Now is the time

'She always has her own way. She even writes her diary a few days in advance.'

At home with the Flags

This suit says, "I'm a man on the way up."