Office Garden Innovator Pillows

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

'You obviously took my suggestion to reduce stress to the extreme.'

Bird Bath.

"Yes, it's different...but I don't think Fondue Friday is going to last."

He's our ideas man. I can never tell if he's working or not.

You're right-this is way better than a standing desk.

"It's amazing to think he started out in the lobby."

"Here's the new smart plant...it tells you when you're overwatering it."

'I thought a camping trip would keep your mind off work. What I'd like to know is how you got your desk out here without me knowing.'

Self-Employment

"Well, since his retirement from British Aerospace the only thing he's managed to do is build a bird table

'As all coherent strategy has failed, we turn to you.'

'I'm making one of the craters into a birdbath.'

"Strategic plan B: We chop down all the office plants and grow vegetables."

'How are you getting on with the strategy for growth ?'

'I'll be happy to put my best man on it, Mr. Orton... but my best man happens to be a woman.'

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

'Of course, now that we have turf, we'll need someone to protect it.'

Bring Your Child To Work Day While You Work From Home

'This part of your office's new flexible-work-from-home-schedule?'

"O.K., Chief! Hang on to your socks!"

'Now what's all this about a money making scheme?'

'What if, and I know this sounds kooky, we communicated with the employees.'

'Needs more challenge.'

'Doreen's been all over me to paint the house...'

"The garden is my résumé."

'Seeing the Winterton's Japanese garden gave us the idea. It's a Kamikaze replica. Full size.'

'I try to encourage creativity.'

'Strategic plan B: we chop down all the office plants and grow vegetables.'

'Managing a team in the current climate requires new skills...'

'Sewer farm - 100% organic'