Office Garden Innovator Pillows

"So I can eat better here at work."

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

'You obviously took my suggestion to reduce stress to the extreme.'

'Don finally figured out a way to keep the squirrels from getting at the bird feeder.'

"Yes, it's different...but I don't think Fondue Friday is going to last."

Bird Bath.

He's our ideas man. I can never tell if he's working or not.

You're right-this is way better than a standing desk.

"It's amazing to think he started out in the lobby."

'I thought a camping trip would keep your mind off work. What I'd like to know is how you got your desk out here without me knowing.'

"Here's the new smart plant...it tells you when you're overwatering it."

'Does anyone have a question?'

'I'm making one of the craters into a birdbath.'

"Well, since his retirement from British Aerospace the only thing he's managed to do is build a bird table

Self-Employment

"So I can eat better here at work."

'As all coherent strategy has failed, we turn to you.'

"Strategic plan B: We chop down all the office plants and grow vegetables."

'How are you getting on with the strategy for growth ?'

'I'll be happy to put my best man on it, Mr. Orton... but my best man happens to be a woman.'

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

Bring Your Child To Work Day While You Work From Home

'Now what's all this about a money making scheme?'

'Of course, now that we have turf, we'll need someone to protect it.'

'This part of your office's new flexible-work-from-home-schedule?'

"O.K., Chief! Hang on to your socks!"

'What if, and I know this sounds kooky, we communicated with the employees.'

'Needs more challenge.'

'Doreen's been all over me to paint the house...'

"The garden is my résumé."

'I try to encourage creativity.'

'Strategic plan B: we chop down all the office plants and grow vegetables.'

'Sewer farm - 100% organic'

'Seeing the Winterton's Japanese garden gave us the idea. It's a Kamikaze replica. Full size.'

'Miss Gridley, get rid of this desk and get me a chair like Captain Kirk's!'