Office Fun Ambassador Pillows

"So, is there any other funny business to attend to?"

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

The trend toward less formal offices began to gain steam.

'We're just like family. Stop mumbling, Cindy. Straighten up, Fred. Get that hair out of your eyes, Janet...'

"To make this interview more entertaining I would like you to take a breath of helium before answering the questions."

"(Huff) Here's (huff) your (huff) tea (huff... huff... huff... huff...)" "I will almost certainly regret asking you this, but what on earth are you doing, you cretin?" "All (huff) across America, (huff) office workers are ditching (huff) their desks and walking (huff) on treadmills while they work." "Can I get some water?" "Coming right up." "Good thing I wore my tripping shoes."

The number one injury in today's workplace: severe bends caused by repeated exposure to deep-dive presentations.

Five doors: Push, Pull, Up High, Down Low, Too Slow.

'He's been brought in to save the company.'

You are here.

STRIP Hambone: Workers help is a hindrance

Free Range Employees.

Responsibility and duties

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats!"

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

Whack, Out of Whack.

The Corporate Rat.

The Camp, Pt. 1

'....and that's our CEO. He's trying to find a corporate direction.'

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

Office Park

'Many Happy Redundan... HA! RETURNS of the day, Mackay.'

"That's lovely darling, but I don't think that's what your teacher meant when she asked you to draw your family tree..."

'I'm playing 18 floors.'

"Apart from that, Bob, what else did you learn on the team-building paintball weekend?"

Office worker chips a golf ball into in tray on a desk at work.

Business-Class.

I've refiled all your letters under L.

John couldn't help but think that his team had a different perspective on the event than he did...

'Welcome to Change Management 101. We'll start with some free falls.'

"it appears I'm being relocated"

'I'm surprised the boss isn't in here checking up on us!'

"I see you've come a long way, Perkins."

"Your Easter bonuses are hidden throughout corporate headquarters."

"Very good Carter, but when you said you wanted to show us your Powerpoint we assumed you meant presentation!"