Office Empathy Mugs

Missing sheet of paper

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

"In recognition of last month's little upward blip, I suggest we allow ourselves a spontaneous victory fist bump."

In many ways this is the perfect job! Out. Out.

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

'I had a thought. Let's scrap everything and start a new fiscal year right now.'

Upward Progress

Lumbar support animal

"Bill's a little upset. The boss just chewed him out."

Presentation: Thinking each other are idiots.

"Well, all the symptoms of just another typical case of burnout, I'm afraid."

'How did the 'I want you all to take a pay cut or leave' strategy go down?'

'I can't give you a raise, a promotion or a bigger office, but I AM going to allow you to have a personality.'

'Would you all please congatulate...'

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

The vice-president in charge of sincerity

'I get the feeling you're wagging your tale on the outside and crying on the inside.'

"What's the problem? We told you when you started you'd have to make some sacrifices."

"We hope seeing a marriage counselor maybe could make one of us less stubborn!"

'Yes, we do have an incentive scheme.We call it 'continued employment'.'

'I recognize the face ... I just can't pin down the name.'

'I didn't come in to hear that I'm burning the candle at both ends. I came for more wax.'

''A desk job.' That's what they called it at the interview.' 'Same here.' 'SHH!'

Stop saying 'You're the boss' I KNOW I'm the boss!

"He treated associates like he treated his plants."

InIn by-products.

Can't even hold signs well.

If you really need permanent staff for IMMEDIATE cover then we could pull out all the stops and get someone by next October.

'Tell your boss we represent an independent watchdog committee.'

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

Man on beach blowing up an inflatable office.