Office Comic Connoisseur Mugs

Department of Unrealistic Dividend Earnings: 'We realize it is an unnecessary department but the acronym was just too cool to shut it down.'

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

Assault 'n' Vinegar

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

The Family Joules: Part 16

"Does anyone here have a clue what it is we used to get?"

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

"Ahhh....I think that was a flying fuck."

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

Ideas Ahead of their Time

'Yes, can I help you?'

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

The Family Joules: Part 21

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

Math Camp. I should have read the brochure more carefully before I signed up -- It says "Go on an add-venture and have sum fun"!

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

'Well, I guess we're the control group.'

Kid with plaster cast being sawn off.

"Don't worry your majesty, they can't see you, this is a one way mirror."

Malcolm Sargent

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

Apothecary. Tell us what ails you. We'll concoct a chemical mix to dissolve in water which will fix you. Every problem has solution!

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Seven

A Witch Consults Her Magic Mirror

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

"I got a red card for not having enough fun!!"

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

"I don't know, maybe I'm just being mallowdramatic."

"Quicksand in a modern office building? Don't be silly."