Office Comedy Lovers Prints

'How can a man jump out of a window if the damned window can't be opened?'

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"We need to make some cuts. We'll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency."

"I was just going to say, 'Well, I don't make the rules.' But, of course, I do make the rules."

"I'd say we were pretty much on target."

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

"How's everybody doing? I'm not boring you, am I?"

"I spent all day learning productivity hacks"

'I hate leaving work when I feel I could have delegated more.'

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

"I don't care if you are the Immediate Gratification Generation. Get out of my chair and back to the mailroom."

"Don't forget to leave me a wakeup call so I can get the worm!"

'Apparently, Smith's desk just couldn't withstand the weight of the paperwork we piled on his desk.'

"If we can just get beyond this 'I'm the boss' mentality and concentrate on a simple 'What I say goes' outlook, I think this will all work out."

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

'I'm promoting you to project coordinator because you seem to have an overall view of things.'

'What's wrong now?'

"There are no big jobs, only small machines."

"Think outside the box but never forget who owns the box."

"Here, we do not procrastinate, we 'table' things."

'Does your mother know you keep a messy office?'

"And you can rest assured that your problem is being ignored at the very highest levels."

'I have much less stress since I replaced my in box with a paper shredder.'

"Have you and Tim picked out a name for the career obstacle yet?"

'You earned this corner office by cutting corners...'

'We have a strict don't-ask-don't-tell policy for salaries.'

'I'm sure he was a great guy, but there's a new Pharaoh in town.'

'You can drop all the hints you like, Jones. We're not buying you a computer.'

My brilliant career

'What a CV - if you can write memos like this you'll go far in our organisation.'

"I made money the old fashioned way. I inherited it."

"The company is very keen on diversity, could you reapply as a woman?"

"What's wrong with swallowing up other companies?"

'You'll get five paid sick days, plus an additional two when you're shedding your skin.'

Presentation: Thinking each other are idiots.