Office Chaos Lover Pillows

"I've put every one of those vital master copies through here, and it took ages. Where do the copies come out?"

The classic 'large scale corporate raider' eventually, they end up catching themselves!!

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

What My Day Feels Like

'Ah, the Bermuda Rectangle for files.'

"Okay, like, the good news is we can pay Paul. The bad news is we gotta rob Peter."

'We're looking for people who like to take work home.'

'This has been a test. Had this been an actual corporate takeover...'

The Workaholics Building

'Nothing serious. I just hate my job.'

A catch-all is born.

I'd rather be at the office.

Desk bins contain fires to be put out.

'Welcome aboard, Peterson.'

'I do wish you'd use the study when you work from home.'

"It's the terrifying story of a publisher brutally murdered by an author who had his book rejected."

Security Dept. Keep. Out.

"My one regret is that I didn't spend more quality time with my office."

"You need to put on some weight if you want to keep your job!"

Accountancy

A Cartoonist's and a Sculptor's File Cabinets.

Bathroom of couple shows woman's things are neatly in place while man's things are unkempt

Nostalgia: 'In one era..out the other'

Falling for art

"I have a system."

'911!'

"Unfortunately, we lost the notes on this portion of our sales strategy."

'Just for the minutes did anyone manage to catch the chairman's parting words?'

"Hello... is that the help desk?"

Plumbing Company Executive

"Too busy."

"I can't see my screen!!"

'Don't mention Law & Order.. I'm all Law.'

"But this way I know where everything is."