Office Antagonist Mugs

"Hiring someone to replace me and then expecting me to train him just doesn't sit well with me."

"I don't care what, let's plot something."

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

"Miracles happen, gentlemen, but they don't come cheap."

In basket-case.

So which rung are you on my corporate ladder?

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

'Sorry, suffering from burnout return in a week.'

"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."

'Salaries Manager. No.'

"The president demands that staff take responsibility for failures, and the multi-trillion deficit is down to YOU!"

"Be careful what you wish for, Bob, because you just might get it. And if it happens to be what I was wishing for, things could get pretty ugly around here."

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.

'Wake me up when he doesn't use a buzzword.'

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

"I feel your pain."

'Your main goal in this job is getting out alive.'

Stressed employee says to colleague: 'I think I'm on top of the situation and I hope I'm in the loop, but I can't seem to get ahead of the curve.'

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

'Why are you arguing? The customer is always right, you know! 'But he called you a crook!'

"Wow - you say you're a workaholic, but your office says it's time for your vacation!"

'I hate Mondays.'

'Dog eat dog.'

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

"You're doing great, only thirty-one more years to go."

The food chain is like a huge corporation, the only one who really enjoys it, is the guy at the top!

"We should have taken the cubicles."

'You say you type 80 words a minute ... Actually, that's not at all important...!'

"Everyone seek higher ground! The paperwork is rising to a dangerous level."

'You can't fire me! -- This is a right-to-work state!'

'I blame the nothing for something culture.'

Working 9 to 5.

"I have an obligation to the stockholders, not the employees!"