Anti-office Enthusiast Mugs

"An office job would drive me crazy!...sitting at a desk all day!"

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

Lemonade Inc.

"In the event of an actual S.E.C. investigation, legal representation will drop from the ceiling."

"Hiring someone to replace me and then expecting me to train him just doesn't sit well with me."

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

"Wake up Thomas, it's not 2020. There's no Zoom camera to turn off to hide yourself."

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

Busy office.

"Simplified application form? . . . This IS the simplified application form!"

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

Suggestions box in a toilet.

Senior Partner works at a desk, sign on wall behind her says 'Ms. Davis senior partner - formerly: 'Hey You'.

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

"On reflection i think i could have coped with just 340' feedback."

401K

"Hoora! I made it through another day!"

'It's my spare tire. Why do you ask?'

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

'We're looking for a CEO who would be willing to take the rap.'

In trays read: Bluff/Blink.

'We're looking for people who like to take work home.'

'This has been a test. Had this been an actual corporate takeover...'

The Workaholics Building

'If he applies himself, there's no limit to what he won't be able to accomplish.'

"Jones is our go-to-thankless-job-guy!"

Office supplies - Notebooks, memo pads and rap sheets.

"Today's meeting will be endless, with a half-hour break for lunch."

'There always seems to be ONE trouble-maker in the company who gets a sick thrill from rebelling against our corporate culture!'

"Oops! Wrong plug."