Offbeat Lifestyle Admirer Pillows

'And I'm most proud of my collection of odds and ends.'

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

'Okay, lifestyles of the rich and famouse, start that motor and get us into some shade.'

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

"I'm prescribing a mild sedative. Go wine shopping and get yourself a nice Chablis."

REPENT! Get back to nature

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

"The early bird may get the worm, but the late bird gets delicious table scraps."

What do you tell someone who asks you what kind of work you do?

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

'Can anybody here separate their fingers and if so will you pour?'

Self checkout and 'selfie' check out at a store.

"Miss Penny to inquire about the tardiness of evening kibble."

'Enough about your losing portfolio. Let me tell you about my vacation home in the Hamptons...'

"It's our best seller. Perfect for sitting idly by."

"That's Fred. He was raised by bats..."

Girl reads a book called Speed Texting For Everyday Use

'Ever think that if you make another billion you'll be happy, and then you do, but you're not?'

'What are they, men or women? I don't know, they're not wearing clothes.'

'I'm a mantis. but not the praying sort.'

Summer Road Work

Lifestyles of the rich and swinish.

One of the many advantages of shopping online!

"No! No! I said 'virgin', NOT 'vegan' !"

"I'm searching my family history in hopes of finding some generational trauma or institutionalized oppression that would explain whole I'm failing all my courses."

How very Hampstead!

'It's a vegetarian cave painting.'

Trilby - 'An atmosphere of bank-notes and gold'.