Offbeat Comedy Admirer Pillows

"I know I say this a lot, but if I were a robot I would totally have sex with that."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Moses' Tablet

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

Falstaff

"OK, fine. Perhaps 'sower of discord in the lower depths of hell' was overstating it."

Wordplay: In The Bag.

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

TV jester.

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

Cat Burglar

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

"Bill is in charge of our Ethics Department."

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

Hamlet

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"What other tricks does he need?"

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

"So, how did the audition go?" "Great! I really nailed it."

Storm in a magic lamp.

Cheating Death.

One Painting Says To the Other... 'Do you ever get that creepy feeling like they are watching you.'

A Young Boy Talking To An Old Gentleman.

"Stupid – yet irresistible."

'How can you say I'm a bad actress, Tarzan?'

"Oh look Pharaoh a miniature replica of your final resting place."

'Where's the elephant cemetery? It's a secret, and anyway, you'd be the last person I'd tell!'

"You inviting me to lunch? I don't know - after all - I barely know you!"