Offbeat Collector Mugs

Imagine

Bottom House

101 uses of a dead cat: stepping stones

101 uses of a dead cat: record player

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Larry's used art

Seagiraffes

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

Duck Hunt

Raincloud Umbrella

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

Early cyborg.

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

Best before 65 million BC.

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

Ice shelfie.

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

"Oh, I'm thrilled with my new dog! He's sort of a hunter/retriever/plumber/electrician."

'Anorak anoraks'.

Evolution Interrupted By Man Fishing

A trevor of trainspotters

Fred Dinsdale - Forensic expert.

It's great for pulling the birds!

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

"Things are looking up!"