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'Perhaps you'd be happier with a dog!'

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

"Where is everyone?" "You had 'everyone' killed." "Stalin family reunion"

'A representative from Merrill Lynch to see you.'

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

Diner

'I'll be honest with you. The pay isn't great.'

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

Imagine

'You're the watchdog. Do you honestly expect us to believe you didn't see anything?'

"Actually I never loved you."

"It's a bit of a surprise. He has eaten people before, but only when he felt threatened. Your husband must have provoked him."

"Since when isn’t a taxidermied animal a comfort pet?" "Since forever!" "Dang it!"

'Roger, you're just a Rooster and I'm just a Hen. Is all of this necessary?'

'Someone's feeling bullish.'

'How long have you had this obsessive hatred of cats?'

"I'm thinking considerably longer. How about you, Alan?"

'When I said you'd have to jump through hoops, I meant you'll have to literally jump through hoops.'

'You have some nice car chasing scenes here.'

"Good news. Pork bellies just dropped four points."

Animal worries.

Rattache

Chippunks

"Now that's art!"

'Can I have your autograph...?'

Animal rescue center

"We pride ourselves on defying expectations."

"Definitely work-related."

'The stuff legends are made of'

Cow with Hay In Tray and Milk Out Tray.

"I had no alternative Mr. Prendergast. Your daughter fell and broke her leg."

Competitors complained that Sir Hops-A-Lot's souther steed gave him an unfair advantage."

'Ah look, what a lovely tortoise shell cat.'

"We raise our beef humanely."

"We don't do that kind of cattle futures, ma'am. You want Madam Mystic down the street."