Off-the-wall Viewing Prints

"Wow! These are some crazy programs. I feel like I'm Alice in Streaming Land."

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

The Googler

ZOOM 'n' GLOOM.

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"I AM at my usual position."

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

'Hey, hey, hey!'

Beer Order

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

Technology and literature

Bench clearing brawl, $5.

'They might as well sleep all day - all they do is stare at that screen.'

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."

Football Game Tickets. These seats are so far from the field we'll need a passport to get to them!

"Let me call you back, Lori. I'm binge-watching John clean the gutters."

Bob liked getting involved - but not actively involved.

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

'It's like having our own private luxury box in the game of life.'

"That's a zombie, alright. But he's the worst kind. He doesn't eat brains, he eats data."

"In this piece, the price clearly does not reflect what the artist is trying to say."

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

"Still judging people on stuff you could never do?"

Better Living Through Technology

'When did we lose our targeted audience status?'

Tracey Emin - Private view.

'I only come to the game for the half time entertainment and snack bar privileges.'

Justice for a heckler.

"I'm against pain killers for players, but I'm for them for supporters."

Little guy using telescope to see past a big guy blocking his view in the crowd,