Gallery Viewing Prints

'He really captured her in this one.'

Tracey Emin - Private view.

"In this piece, the price clearly does not reflect what the artist is trying to say."

Picasso style art gallery curator.

Artist.

Window cleaning art.

'It's a Joan Biro.'

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

'Wow, talk about genius!'

M.C. Escher Exhibit Upstairs.

Art Gallery.

"By 'genius' do they mean the artist or the marketing department?"

Sold! For £42,000 to the... No wait - it's the wrong way round!

'It was restored just last year, and changed from an abstract painting to a landscape.'

'He knows everything about art. But he doesn't know what he likes.'

"That must be the artist over there."

"I like it, honey ... it speaks to what a waste of time your MFA was."

"This piece resembles my subconscious desire to draw spirals on a big piece of paper."

Morning and Afternoon Paintings

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."

'How can they call it modern art when it's 100 year's old?'

Private Viewing

Woodworms at a sculpture gallery.

"It's a great work!"

'You're no Pollock.'

Francoise Gilot

Who are you?

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

"Your painting is both original and good. Sadly, the good bits are not original and the original bits are not good."

Please do not touch the art. Please touch the artist.

"I like it, Julian — it speaks to what a waste of time and money your MFA was."

The less one gets it, the more it's art.

Understanding art.

Jackson Pollock - "Oh no! Someone's thrown paint all over it!"