Odor Oblivious Mugs

"No, for the last time, I don't smell 'something funny.' Perhaps you and I simply have a different sense of humor."

'I just know I'm going to get a bite soon.'

'I love you...but you don't half stink!'

"Good news. It wasn't a toxic chemical leak. It was an old pizza in your kid's room."

'Have you tried out new Labrador Retriever Butt Scent?'

Fumes from furniture

Woman disposes of partner's squash kit in hazardous waste container.

"He's been acting like this ever since we installed the invisible fence."

Why used clothing should be declared a dangerous weapon...

Dog fetching slippers with a peg on his nose.

"This was the closest I could get to being invisible."

"Well...that's it! you can put your clothes on now."

'You know it's time to bath the dog when he starts to smell like a gym bag!'

'Here, take this. It came in handy when I used to change your nappy.'

Which of you is the gent who thinks he's invisible?'

"OK...not taking a shower is not an option for teenage boys!"

PERFUMES, 'It's really just a sales gimmick, but we make everybody sign a waiver.'

The invisible man gets carded.

"Okay...enjoy your invisible fence while we go eat invisible scraps!...."

'A Cow with REALLY bad breath'.

'You really need to start washing your sock puppets.'

'Don't blame me for running off. I was just following odors.'

"Ah - the smell of untreated sewage in the morning."

"Now they'll never know who's on first."

"Stop, Frank! That's not deodorant!"

Smelly fish.

Invisible H. G. Wells statue.

'When this is over with, I'm going to need a LOT of aromatherapy!'

When mime artists travel to work.

'He put 'odor eaters' in his shoes this morning.'

H.G. Wells