Odor Detectives Mugs

Smelly fish.

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

'I love you...but you don't half stink!'

"You know why they make these straws so big? It's a scam to make you drink fast so you can finish quicker and order more."

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

"Good news. It wasn't a toxic chemical leak. It was an old pizza in your kid's room."

The Huge-Underground Vat theory of why all wonton soup tastes exactly the same.

'Is that the smell of fear? Or is it just Meatloaf Monday in the cafeteria?'

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

Woman disposes of partner's squash kit in hazardous waste container.

'It's nice to meet you Otto. Your scent precedes you.'

"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"

Happy Face Grows Third Eye.

Barristers wearing clothes pegs to overcome a bad smell

Why used clothing should be declared a dangerous weapon...

"I ask you, how can something so cute and soft smell like a bag of Fritos?"

"O.K., so I shrank. But you must admit I am brighter."

"Uh-oh,...she smells another dog in my portfolio..."

'I say we back off: I can't smell fear at all...'

'Medical researcher have isolated the gene that makes us want to discuss our ailments with anyone we meet.'

'I'd like a second opinion. Something about this guy just doesn't smell right.'

"Is that Penny I smell? It's been so long... Hold on, is this Dougie? No way! That crazy mongrel, he is nuts! I remember that time he chased those kids on skateboards all the way down Cliff Street. Wait, is this Rosie?!"

'Yes Sarge - looks like another carbon footprint'

"This article says that a good investment consultant can smell money like a dog smells fear..."

Fire at the Bisto Factory

'I'm from China!'

"OK...not taking a shower is not an option for teenage boys!"

"Doc! The particulate matter readings are spiking!"

"From the gentleman at the end of the bar."

"Pew researchers!"

"Don't go in there for 30-45 minutes..."

I just wish he'd warn us when he's going to have an out-of-body-odor experience.

'What have you got?.' 'If you don't smell it we haven't got it.'

'I wonder if anyone will miss me after I'm gone?' 'Would you like to pay your bar tab now?'