Odds Challenger Mugs

"That's five votes for In The Midst of Winter....three votes for The Hollow Ground....and, again, one vote for Moby-Dick."

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

-Sorry about yesterday, I was ill! -You didn't look ill when I saw you at the races! -You didn't see me after the fifth leg!

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

The Mainstream

Dept of Probability: Maybe, Possibly, Perhaps.

Choice hellhole

Empty Calories Vending Machine.

'We could make a fortune teaching Parkour you know...'

A man without a chicken on his head!

Please seat to be weighted.

Orienteering 101

'You've become unbearable since you started working in that betting shop!'

'Sorry...I don't do hugs!'

"And finally for the record, the clerk of the court has odds of 6-4 guilty, 2-1 not guilty..."

"Grandma, this is now how some schools say obey the rules."

"I just want Velveetaaaaaaa!"

"Pudits tell me what to think. TV tells me what to watch. Ads tell me what to buy. You really care about my opinion?"

Handicap Parking Only - Ticket Odds 4 to 1.

Up, down, whatever (elevator with apathy)

"He's giving 3-1 Magic Spider in the 230."

HOw the Cat WOund Up With Nine Lives.

'You say that one day you win and the next day you lose? Why don't you bet on alternate days?'

"Shame on you!. . . For disagreeing with us!"

I'm sorry, the pension fund was beaten by two lengths!

Pessimism Quiz.

Tiny man and the chained door.

'It's all in how you look at it -- try thinking of yourself as the world's tallest short guy.'

Hare and the tortoise race odds.

'It's a fight between me and the world,' - 'I'll have a twenty on the world,'