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"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

Tiny Visions

'This book is so rare it's never been published.'

"I've put every one of those vital master copies through here, and it took ages. Where do the copies come out?"

'Please enter your pin now.'

'Did anyone hand in a mature stilton last week?'

Reaction man - Road Rage Model

Will You Marry Me Marcy 'Tough break, Marcy.'

Newton discovers surrealism

The Old Curiosity Shop

"Honey, it’s no use. We’ve done everything to try to save the divorce — I think we’re going to have to stay married."

Man looks worried, as his fellow castaway reads book: 'Cannibalism for Dummies'.

"I'm collecting everyday objects for a time capsule."

'My boss collects stupid hats, Is yours for sale?'

"Can I suggest a hoarder's house? It's perfect for a young family of rats to move in and share with the current owner..."

Furniture faux pas: The coffee table coffin

Jumbo in Henrik Ibsen's The Wild Duck

"Don't stare at his massive claw. . . don't stare at his massive claw. . ."

'Quite frankly, Mr. Bayliss, you've got us baffled.'

The Discovery of the Principle of the Parachute during a landslip in the Apennines

'Who knew college would prep me for a first class upgrade?'

Space Turkey Aliens visit a family on Thanksgiving.

"Ok, Monica, here's where it gets weird."

'Mom, Dad. . . remember that day you sent me to law school and I got lost?'

Losing a loved one is never easy. The trick is to make it look easy.

"Yes, we cater to a rather specialized clientele."

"...you can't just keep dragging it to your desk."

'Franken-fauna: Monopod Pig.'

Moments later, everyone would think Khrushchev was a kook.

The Reigate train was more unusual this morning