Odd Couples Aficionado Prints

Disco Dancing

'We have a beautiful relationship. Why spoil it with a hug?'

"I love you, you big fool."

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

Large, wrinkly

Incompatible.

"We have to stop meeting like this – people are starting to talk ‘psychiatric ward.’"

And they lived happily ever after for a few years until the quirks they found so cute in each other when they were dating eventually drove them both insane the end.

Odd Spas

'Well, you know what they say about opposite's attracting...'

'It was a nice wedding, but the drug testing kind of spoiled it.'

"Jeremy called our relationship 'crunchy.'"

Doomed Romance

"She isn't a 'young lady'. That's my wife!"

"The date went well! He's bad tempered, has bad eyesight and a tendency to charge when threatened: He's perfect!"

"Do you Death, take this woman until life do you part?"

'We were the quintessential odd couple. Then we got peculiar.'

"Of course, he's very low maintenance."

'I'm worried about him. He's becoming emotionaly involved with the vacuum cleaner.'

A mouse is chained in a dungeon.

A Milk Pairing Guide

Wedding nose ring

"We know what you're thinking."

Surgical Keepsakes of the Anderson Family: Family have kept their milk teeth, kidneys stones, etc, in display jars. The family dog has his testicles in a jar.

As she came into season, Trixie know the relationship had to end.

"Don't tell the 'how-we-met' story."

'You've given me an absolutely wonderful Christmas present, Dear. But I still don't have that get up and go.'

The Roommate from Hell

Woman with small man, "I saw him in the small ads"

Man lying on a bed of nails uses hedgehog as a pillow.

"Unbelievable! Our first date and she wears heels!"

'We just got married!'

'We were married on the 9th on the 18th.'

"Have you two figured out that you're one of my nutty little juxtapositions?"

"You used my razor again!"