Octuplet Enthusiast T-Shirts

'For me, this is actually an improvement; my wife is home with our octuplets.'

"You do like octopus?"

'We have a beautiful relationship. Why spoil it with a hug?'

"I love you, you big fool."

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

Quartet of chefs.

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

Octopus on Keys.

Man plays the piano with two Octopus.

The USA...

Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.

And they lived happily ever after for a few years until the quirks they found so cute in each other when they were dating eventually drove them both insane the end.

Disco Dancing

'WOW, congratulations, Ma'am! You're having Quads!'

'Well, you know what they say about opposite's attracting...'

"String quartets! Minor rhapsodies! Little symphonies!"

octopus knitting a jumper...

Hairy dog looks the same both ends.

Get a rockpool!

Cook and Octopus

"Now, how many of you liked the viola player best?"

OOPS!

Violinist

'Mum, my teacher said I had good physical attributes for speaking Italian...'

Octopus in the bleachers.

"It's us, yes. Good PR, no."

"Just as he was singing 'I'd like to be under the sea in an Octopus' garden', a giant, tentacled arm reached up and pulled McCartney into the ocean."

"If you hold it up to your ear you can hear the sloshing sound of trillions of dollars worth of unsecured debt."

'Hello, Room Service?'

"Would you mind cooking my calamari a bit longer?"

"Don't drink that, it's hand santizer."

'Don't you think you're spoiling that dog,Dorothy?'

'It was a nice wedding, but the drug testing kind of spoiled it.'

To Doc who took care of me while I was alive...