Octuplet Enthusiast T-Shirts

'For me, this is actually an improvement; my wife is home with our octuplets.'

"You do like octopus?"

'We have a beautiful relationship. Why spoil it with a hug?'

"I love you, you big fool."

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

Quartet of chefs.

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

Octopus on Keys.

Man plays the piano with two Octopus.

Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.

The USA...

Disco Dancing

'WOW, congratulations, Ma'am! You're having Quads!'

octopus knitting a jumper...

"String quartets! Minor rhapsodies! Little symphonies!"

'Well, you know what they say about opposite's attracting...'

Get a rockpool!

Hairy dog looks the same both ends.

Cook and Octopus

"Now, how many of you liked the viola player best?"

OOPS!

Violinist

Octopus in the bleachers.

'Mum, my teacher said I had good physical attributes for speaking Italian...'

"It's us, yes. Good PR, no."

"If you hold it up to your ear you can hear the sloshing sound of trillions of dollars worth of unsecured debt."

'Hello, Room Service?'

"Don't drink that, it's hand santizer."

'How are the quadruplets?'

C'mon, give him the old 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8 combo.

'Don't you think you're spoiling that dog,Dorothy?'

'It was a nice wedding, but the drug testing kind of spoiled it.'

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