Oceanic Entrepreneur Prints

Businessman surfing on a computer in the sea

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

"You called me, boss?" "Yes, I overheard you talking to patrons about all the new planets we’ve found." "I want you to stop doing that." "At least until I’m done buying up as much of that real estate as I can. I don’t need any competitors driving up the prices." "Very bad man." "When the hipsters run out of cities to gentrify here, my properties on Gliese 581c are going to make a killing."

A close shave on the Titanic...

"I hear the Universe is expanding - set up a meeting with their people."

"Tea parties are passé. I'm opening a craft brewery."

'Another nice wave.'

Setting up companies

"Uh-Oh, gotta go lads. . . I smell blood!"

'Is it true that you people give tax breaks for minority-owned businesses?'

'We would like to visit with you about the possibility of expanding our franchise...'

"Oh, but it's fine for you to hang out where I eat."

"You've still got, like, a solid eight inches."

"Regular, grande, or lemon latte?"

"We managed to outsource our strategic development team to a company in Beijing that will say 'yes sir no sir' for 25% less."

'Seven companies in three years.'

"How's your SCUBA diving instruction school doing?"

'Are you sure those are dolphins?'

'Now that's my kind of green technology!'

"I don't know what it means, but since my mom added that word, sales have gone through the roof."

Private Commercial Spacecraft: 'Hi there! I'll bet you'll be wanting to buy some oxygen!'

"Weed cookies"

'And what makes you think there's a market for golden eggs?'

"Right, all those in favour of a car boot sale?"

Man stranded on island selling coconuts. Advertises same location 14 years.

"It's the perfect stocking stuffer!"

'Someday, son, this can be all yours.'

'Steer clear of the blow hole until we get to Sausalito.'

What are you doing? - 'I've set up an e-commerce site.' - 'What are you selling?' - 'Signed copies of my old boxer shorts.' - 'Washed £7. Unwashed £23.' - 'Yeah, baby. Market forces.' -

An ice cream van surrounded by igloos