Ocean Wildlife Pillows

'Hopkins!?!'

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Neptune

"Puss in cement boots"

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

Leak in the fish tank.

"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."

"Teacher! What happens if we don't turn in our homework on time?"

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

"Wrong window. I’m a sea lion. You need an otter."

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

Man plays the piano with two Octopus.

"Look at Ernie. He's so tipsy, he's walking face forward."

Did you find our menorah?

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

"I've been at loose ends lately."

Stop Human Footing

Sea Monster

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

A mermaid is on a rock at the sea: A mermaid falls in lover with her upper half and a shark falls in lover with her lower half.

Professional to fish about mounted fish: 'This is what happens if you let yourself get hooked on worms.'

'It followed me home, can I keep it?'

'I don't know why I'm so unpopular - I haven't got a nasty bone in my body.'

Search and Rescue

'No, you can't keep it! Now, you put that thing back from wherever you found it!'

"...I've only got four pairs of hands you know"

"The sign said 'No Shoes, No Service.' This could be a long wait."

"I told you to stop biting your nails."

'If whales are so intelligent, why do they swim near Japan?'