Ocean Wildlife Pillows

'Hopkins!?!'

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

"Puss in cement boots"

Neptune

Leak in the fish tank.

"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

"Wrong window. I’m a sea lion. You need an otter."

"Teacher! What happens if we don't turn in our homework on time?"

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

Man plays the piano with two Octopus.

Did you find our menorah?

"I've been at loose ends lately."

Professional to fish about mounted fish: 'This is what happens if you let yourself get hooked on worms.'

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

A mermaid is on a rock at the sea: A mermaid falls in lover with her upper half and a shark falls in lover with her lower half.

Sea Monster

Stop Human Footing

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

'It followed me home, can I keep it?'

'I don't know why I'm so unpopular - I haven't got a nasty bone in my body.'

"The sign said 'No Shoes, No Service.' This could be a long wait."

"...I've only got four pairs of hands you know"

'No, you can't keep it! Now, you put that thing back from wherever you found it!'

'If whales are so intelligent, why do they swim near Japan?'

"I told you to stop biting your nails."

"The perfect killing machine? Is that all I am to you?"