Ocean View Enthusiasts Mugs

'Oh look, the tide is coming in.'

"It might have been smart to inquire about the tides before buying this seaside place"

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

Holiday time.

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

When laundry ruled the waves.

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Dolphin friendly tuna

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"Privates Beach"

Turtle Hat

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

Try me/try me/try me...

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth

Segregated Beach

How Swordfish Are Born

"Teacher! What happens if we don't turn in our homework on time?"

"Me, too. A few days on the cape and I'm feeling almost human again."

'Fancy a liquid lunch?'

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

"We first met on the beach. He was a lifeguard and I was a poor swimmer."

A crab with a utility knife claw

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

'Make up your mind, pal - there are plenty of other fish who'd give their gills for this job.'

Shark with Braces.

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

'Dude, someone put a sign on your front.'