Ocean View Dreamer Mugs

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

'Like I said - this property is only a stone's throw from the ocean!'

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

Desert Island Meals.

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

'Being offshored isn't exactly what I expected.'

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

Desert Island BBQ

Pina Coladas

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

Neptune

Sunbathers.

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

'It must be the dead sea.'

Academics At The Beach: The Old Man And The Sea

'I blame global warming!'

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

underwater knight

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

Introducing Piza Island.

Spiro & Pusho and the Scavenger.

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

"Are we there yet?"

'I'm going to give you something for your depression - it's an airline ticket to the Bahamas!'

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

'See you in two weeks!'