Ocean Stories Mugs

A castawy sees a ship comiing closer and is excited by the prospect of rescue - but the ship plows right through the middle of his island.

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

"As I was only saying the other day..."

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

'Distracting the fish.'

"How much did it cost to have your ears pierced?"

"Now you're just being a jerk!"

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

"Uh-Oh, gotta go lads. . . I smell blood!"

"I told you not to hold your breath when comping up!"

'I think we should wake the Captain!'

'That was fun!'

"Someone here has gobbled down all the food rations..."

"The source of all those mystery tweets."

'How do I know if it's seaworthy?'

"Ohhh! Now I get it!"

Financing Nemo

"Al, are you certain that this guy has the authority to marry us?"

Waiting for the fleet to come in.

20,000 Leagues under the sea.

Pirate King!

So Lonely 'Twas (The Rime of the Ancient Mariner).

"What do you like most about being a whale?"

'I'll just go and stick this above the surface - it'll clear the place in no time!' (Neptune with shark fin on end of trident)

Newly amputated arm points to captain Hooks' cabin.

Anchored Fish.

Nelson had no real sense of direction.

'I'm still a bit hungry: I don't think I've had more than four tons of krill this morning...'

"Damned fine divorce lawyer you turned out to be - when you said I'd have to give her half of everything, I never thought for one minute..."

The Truth About Mermaids

'He's the ship's plumber, Captain.'