Ocean Ponderer Prints

"We should've stayed on land, and grown feet and kicked ass."

'How are we supposed to know when we've hit rock bottom.'

"The body's been in the water for a long time."

If a fish farts in the ocean and no one is there to smell it, does it still stink?

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

Wildlife

Schrodinger's Black Box

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

"What's your favorite planet, Randy?" "There is only one answer, little buddy. There is only one planet full of lush, green forests and beautiful, windswept ocean vista... all of which are natural aphrodisiacs that inspire lovers, philosophers and poets." "You know, Pandora is not a real planet." "I'm talking about Earth, you... Do you ever go outside?"

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

Next Time-Portal 5 Miles...

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

"And on the twelfth day the Lord just puttered around... Did I put that cloud there? Looks out of place. Did I do that? Oh, well..."

'He knows everything about art. But he doesn't know what he likes.'

"This blood knot ought to be re-named the blood, sweat and tears knot."

Business Duck

NASA, 'I thought I smelled oxygen!'

"I can't wait to start growing limbs so that I can use a tablet..."

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

"Ever wondered about the development of mankind if, just before the big bang, a voice said 'Oops!'"

'My horoscope said I was going to make someone happy today.'

"If the universe is expanding, that's all the more reason to get back to the city."

Dog Igloo.

Six frogs leap off their lily pads.

'Its that final touch that makes it seem just like a natural pond.'

'I'll say this for you young Thoreu - he certainly does make good use of his pond.'

Progress?

"OK, now what's the meaning of the other eight?"

"The central digital platform is temporarily renamed Project Schrödinger’s Cat. Until it is accessed on the 24th February it both is and is not a working system."

Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass

'Remember when the authorities were notified when we were spotted? Now nobody cares. They think we're drones.'

Of course I believe your 'Alien Abduction' story...

Formula.