Cloud Ponderer Prints

"I'd like to remind you again, Winfield, that daydreaming is only a part of the creative process."

"That's weird... all of my files are missing from the cloud."

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"What's your favorite planet, Randy?" "There is only one answer, little buddy. There is only one planet full of lush, green forests and beautiful, windswept ocean vista... all of which are natural aphrodisiacs that inspire lovers, philosophers and poets." "You know, Pandora is not a real planet." "I'm talking about Earth, you... Do you ever go outside?"

"And on the twelfth day the Lord just puttered around... Did I put that cloud there? Looks out of place. Did I do that? Oh, well..."

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

"The UWS association for the advancement of A.I."

"What's an imagination? It was something kids used to enjoy before they invented video games."

NASA, 'I thought I smelled oxygen!'

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

"Ever wondered about the development of mankind if, just before the big bang, a voice said 'Oops!'"

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

'As you know, some of us can't keep up with the pace of new technology.'

"If the universe is expanding, that's all the more reason to get back to the city."

Progress?

"Of course it's only prediction, we can't guarantee anything."

"I don't see HIS name on it."

"OK, now what's the meaning of the other eight?"

'Scientists agree the universe is expanding - Mendenhall is trying to find out where the financing is coming from.'

"What if it's smarter than us?"

'Remember when the authorities were notified when we were spotted? Now nobody cares. They think we're drones.'

Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass

"Well I think the Real question is..."

'Harnessing the Black Hole.'

"I see you coming into money, at least 50p for a cup of tea."

'It's not working because it claims it can think and has decided not to.'

Of course I believe your 'Alien Abduction' story...

"Apparently, over two-thirds of the Earth's surface is covered with water!"

Robot Attack in Bath

Are you aware? The Higgs Boson was thought to exist even through no one had seen it!

Formula.

"Anyway, it turned out that god was a ruddy algorithm after all!"

"If the universe is expanding by 3 trillion cubic light years per second, why can't I find an apartment?"

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!!"