Ocean Oracle Pillows

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

"The Great Source keeps afloat, along with a little help from the sharks there."

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

'Still think nuclear testing is harmless?'

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

"Are we there yet?"

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

Wikipedia...

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

"You are going to have lots of puppies."

'Your secondhand smoke is giving the hermit crab a hacking cough!'

"How do you feel about working a four-day week?"

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

Why all mothers deserve a special day.

"Not more sleeve alterations?!"

Fish tank filled with sardines.

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

Power/Expenditures

The Authentic Christmas.

Thru The Eyes Of A Lifeguard.

'Yes. No. Sometimes. No. No. Yes. Don't know. Sometimes. Yes. Mo.'

Evolution into a pair of sandals.

"Well, it is a good property. The price is low because it is harder to negotiate due to its S-bend configuration."

Hipster Police Department

"Oh, for crying out loud, Lou... just go in the water!"

"Next year, I'm pleasuring myself."

Fish Feeding Frenzy

"Mum, Mum, the choir master taught us to yodel today! I loved it, I want to practice every day..."

"We used to be cooler."

Fisherman's catch getting it's revenge