Ocean Groove Enthusiast Prints

"Hmm Hmm. Hmm Hmm."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

'Thank-you God.'

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

When laundry ruled the waves.

The Dubloon Stops Here

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

Lazy Octopus

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

Turtle Hat

"Privates Beach"

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

Dolphin friendly tuna

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

'I blame global warming!'

Try me/try me/try me...

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

A Preschool of Fish

Shellfie

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

'OTHER SIDE!!!' - Learn to Surf

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."