Ocean Echo Enthusiast T-Shirts

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

When laundry ruled the waves.

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Dolphin friendly tuna

Turtle Hat

"Privates Beach"

Try me/try me/try me...

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth

Segregated Beach

How Swordfish Are Born

"Teacher! What happens if we don't turn in our homework on time?"

"Me, too. A few days on the cape and I'm feeling almost human again."

'Fancy a liquid lunch?'

"We first met on the beach. He was a lifeguard and I was a poor swimmer."

A crab with a utility knife claw

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

'Make up your mind, pal - there are plenty of other fish who'd give their gills for this job.'

Shark with Braces.

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

Cheapskate Cruises

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

'Dude, someone put a sign on your front.'